Don't Monkey With My Widder When I'm Gone

—Karl Davis, 1940

My fever's runnin' high and I'm suffering with a cold
And I'll soon be a' walkin' on the streets of gold.
I'm gonna ask all you boys
Not to monkey around my widder when I'm gone.

My honey's told me over and over again
That there'll be no more sparkin' after I check in
You see there'll be no need
Of you monkeyin' round my widder when I'm gone.

If you monkey around my widder I'm a tellin' you the facts
My big white ghost'll come a' sneaking back
I'll haint* you boys
If you monkey around with my widder when I'm gone.

So now I will leave in this big world of sin
One pretty woman with a lot of you men
But let me warn you boys
Don't you monkey around my widder when I'm gone.

*haint = haunt.

More verses:

Doc Watson & Chet Atkins:
If you monkey around my widder I'm a'tellin' you true
Some dark night I'll scare the hell out of you
I'll haint you boys
If you monkey around with my widder when I'm gone.

Oh her cookin' is good and her lovin' is fine
But when I leave this world she'll still be mine
And I'll ask you boys
Not to monkey around my widder when I'm gone.

Holy Modal Rounders:
I had my life and I had my fun
I had more lovin than you boys ever done
Refrain

Well that girl was created to be my bride
No other man will she satisfy
Refrain

Well I know you can't wait until I'm dead
To try to take her off to your water bed
Refrain

She'll throw you out and if she's feelin blue
She'll think about the ways that I used to screw
Refrain

Well that girl's got class and a temper too
And she can make a monkey out of all of you
refrain

Well if any of you punks try to misbehave
I'm gonna haunt your asses to an early grave
Refrain x 2

Verse:

I IV   I I I   I7
IV IV I   V I