Well it's upstairs downstairs out in the kitchen (3x)
Fare thee well Uncle Bill just a raring and a pitching. Yes sir
Chorus:
Hot corn cold corn bring along the demijohn (3x)
Fare thee well Uncle Bill see you in the morning. Yes sir
Well it's old Aunt Peggy won't you fill 'em up again (3x)
Ain't had a drink since the lord knows when, Yes sir
Well yonder comes the preacher and the children are crying (3x)
Chickens necks a wringin' and toenails a flyin' yes sir
All I need to keep me happy, is two little boys to call me Pappy
One named Paul and one named Davy.
One likes ham and the other likes gravy. Yes sir
Preacher's in the pulpit taking in the money
Children in the beehive getting all the honey
Old Aunt Peggy just went and sold the farm
Another drink of whiskey can't do me any harm. Yes sir!
Had a little dog and his name was Ned
He run that chicken til he fell dead
He got choked on old cornbread
Sure am sorry that dog am dead. Yes sir!
Verse and Chorus:
| I | I | V | V | ||
| I | I | V | V | V-I | I |
Custom verse:
Saw ol'_____ with Long Tall Sally
Along came _____, Sally jumped back in the alley
Long Tall Sally, she's built for speed
But _____ got everything ol'_____ needs. Yes sir!