I got a gal at the head of the creek,
I'm goin' up to see her the middle of the week.
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Goin' up Cripple Creek goin' in a run
Goin' up Cripple Creek to have some fun.
Goin' up Cripple Creek, goin' in a whirl
Goin' up Cripple Creek to see my girl
I got a girl and she loves me, she's as sweet as sweet can be
She's got eyes of baby blue, all my love for her is true.
Kiss her on the mouth just as sweet as any wine,
She wraps herself around me like a sweet potato vine.
Now the girls up Cripple Creek 'bout half grown,
Jump on a man like a dog on a bone.
Roll my britches up to my knees,
And wade old Cripple Creek when I please.
Cripple Creek's wide and Cripple Creek's deep,
Gonna wade old Cripple Creek before I sleep.
Hills are steep and the road is muddy,
And I'm so drunk I can't stand steady.
I went down to Cripple Creek,
To see what all them gals had to eat.
What they cooked I couldn't eat at all,
Harder than a brick in the wall.
Got so drunk I fell against the wall,
Old corn likker was the cause of it all.
You get a line and I'll get a pole honey
You get line and I'll get a pole babe
You get a line I'll get a pole
We'll go down to the crawdad hole
Honey baby mine
Yonder comes a man with a sack on his back ( x3 )
He's got more crawdads than he could pack
Honey baby mine
Man fell down and he burst his sack ( x3 )
You oughta see the crawdad backin' back
Honey baby mine
What you gonna do when the pond's gone dry honey ( x3 )
Sit on the bank watch the crawdads die
Honey baby mine
Sit on the bank til my feet get cold honey ( x3 )
We'll go down yo the crawdad hole
Honey, sugar baby mine
Hurry up babe, you slept too late, honey ( x3 )
The crawdad man done passed your gate
Honey, babe of mine
Sell your crawdads three for a dime, honey ( x3 )
Your crawdads ain't good as mine
Honey, babe of mine
I heard the duck say to the drake, honey ( x3 )
Ain't no crawdads in this lake
Honey, babe of mine
There's a little bitty baby, nine days old, honey ( x3 )
Stuck his finger in a crawdad hole
Honey, babe of mine
There's a little bitty baby, nine days old, honey ( x3 )
Stuck his finger in a crawdad hole
Honey, babe of mine
Well when I was a little bitty boy no bigger than an old polecat
Well I used to wonder like all kids what made this do that
Now I'd seen what happened to my pa when he'd take a drink from a jug
Yeah he'd start with a smile and then after awhile he'd be out on the floor like rug
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Corn liquor (corn liquor) corn liquor (corn liquor) what makes you do what you do
Well they feel no pain when you touch their brain corn liquor they love you
Well now one day in the afternoon my folks were away for awhile
Yeah I got the jug down from the shelf to see what made 'em smile
Now I slowly sipped in then nearly flipped that one drink was enough
For the life of me I just can't see why they love that awful stuff
Well as I grew older I thought about that first sip that I had
Yeah I really burned but soon I learned it wasn't all that bad
Now to ease the pressures of this world here's the way I've got it figured
Well the thing to do for me and you is drink lotsa good corn liquor
Yeah I feel no pain when you touch my brain corn liquor I love you
Come all ye fair and tender ladies.
Be careful how you court young men.
They're like a star on a summer's morning.
They'll first appear and then they're gone.
They'll tell you some loving story
They'll declare to you their love is true
Then they will go and court some other
And that's the love they have for you
Do you remember our days of courting
When your head lay upon my breast
You could make me believe with falling of your arm
That the sun rose in the West
I wish I was a little sparrow,
And I had wings with which to fly
Right over to see my false true-lover,
And when he's talking I'd be nigh.
But I'm not a little sparrow,
I have no wings with which to fly
So I sit here in grief and sorrow,
To weep and pass my troubles by.
If I had known before I courted
that love was such a killing thing
I'd a-locked my heart in a box of golden
and fastened it up with a silver pin.
My old hen's a good old hen
She lays eggs for the railroad men
Sometimes one and sometimes two
Sometimes enough for the whole darn crew.
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Cluck old hen cluck and sing
Ain't seen an egg since way last Spring
Cluck old hen cluck and squall,
Ain't laid an egg since way last fall
I had an old hen she had a wooden leg
Best old hen that never laid an egg
Laid more eggs than any hen around the barn
Another drink of whiskey wouldn't do me any harm
My old hen's a good old hen
She lays eggs for the railroad men
Sometimes one sometimes two
Sometimes enough for the whole damn crew
Cluck old hen cluck when I tell you
Cluck old hen or I'm gonna sell you
Last time she cackled cackled in the lot
Next time she cackles cackle in the pot
I had a little chicken who wouldn't lay an egg
So I poured hot water up and down her leg
That chicken squawked, that chicken begged
But shed wound up layin' me a hard boiled egg.