Author: Jim

Whoa Mule, Whoa

Jim,

Chorus:
Whoa, mule, whoa. Whoa mule I say.
I ain't got time to kiss you now, the mule has run away.

Now miss Mary take your seat. You better keep cool.
I ain't got time to kiss you now, I'm foolin' with this mule.
Chorus

If I had a needle and thread, as fine as I could sew
I sew little Betty to my shirt and down the road I'd go
Chorus

The hardest work I ever done was dig around a pine
The easiest work I ever done was love that gal of mine
Chorus

Whoa mule I tell you, whoa mule I holler
Tie a bow knot in the tail or he'll jump through the collar
Chorus

Just a handful of alternate verses:

Take your seat Miss Liza, Just you keep 'em cool.
I ain't got time to waltz with you, I'm dancing with this mule!

Used to live on a mountain, now I live in town
Boardin' at a big hotel, sparkin' all around

I went to kiss my gal last night, I thought I'd do it sneakin'
I missed her mouth and hit her nose and the doggone thing was leakin'

My gal's old man don't like me much — he's got a heart of flint.
Last night I saw him buy a gun, and I can take a hint.

I bought some biscuits for my dog and put 'em on the shelf.
Times got so hard I shot the dog and ate them up myself.

Mary had a little cat, It swallowed a ball of yarn.
When those little kittens came, They all had sweaters on.

We had a goat down on our farm, Who swallowed old tin cans.
And when those little goats was born, They came in Ford sedans.

We had a dog down on our farm, Wouldn't bark no how.
Then he swallowed my new Timex, So he's a watchdog now!

I went up on the mountain to get me a bottle of corn
Raccoon set his dog on me and the possum blowed his horn

You may ride the old gray horse, I will ride the roan
You may court your own true love, but leave my wife alone

Chorus and Verse:

I I I V
I IV V I

 

Who Will Sing for Me?

Jim,

Oft I sing for my friends
As death's cold form I see
When I reach my journey's end
Who will sing for me

Chorus:
I wonder (I wonder) who
Will sing (will sing) for me
When I come to cross that silent sea
Who will sing for me

When crowds shall gather round
And look down on me
Will they turn and walk away
Or will they sing one song for me

Chorus
Verse:

I I IV I
I IV I – V I

Chorus:

V I V I
I IV* I – V I

*pause

Alternate Verse:

I I IV I
I I II – V I

 


White House Blues

Jim,

—Charlie Poole

McKinley hollered, McKinley squalled
Doc said, "McKinley I can't find the cause
You're bound to die, you're bound to die"

Doc told the horse, he'd throw down his rein
He said to the horse, "You gotta outrun the train
From Buffalo to Washington"

The Doc came a-running, he took off his specs
He said, "Mr. McKinley better cash in your checks
You're bound to die, you're bound to die"

Look here, you rascal, see what you've done
Shot down my husband with your lver-Johnson gun
Carry me back to Washington

Well, Roosevelt's in the White house, he's doing his best
McKinley's in the graveyard taking his rest
He's gone, he's gone

Verse:

I I I I
IV IV IV I
I V I I

 

White Freight Liner Blues

Jim,

—Townes Van Zandt

I'm goin' out on the highway
Listen to them big trucks whine
I'm goin' out on the highway
Listen to them big trucks whine

White freight liner
Won't you steal away my mind?
Ah, New Mexico ain't bad, Lord
And the people there, they treat you kind
And the people there, they treat you kind

Well, it's bad news from Houston
Half my friends are dying
Well, it's bad news from Houston
Half my friends are dying

Ah, Lord, I'm gonna ramble
'Til I get back to where I came
Ah, Lord, I'm gonna ramble
'Til I get back to where I came

I'm goin' out on the highway
Listen to them big trucks whine
I'm goin' out on the highway
Listen to them big trucks whine

Verse:

IV IV I I
IV IV I I
V IV I I

 

White Dove

Jim,

—Stanley Brothers

In the deep rolling hills of old Virginia
There's a place that I love so well
Where I spent many days of my childhood
In the cabin where we loved to dwell

Chorus:
White dove will mourn in sorrow
The willows will hang their heads
I'll live my life in sorrow
Since mother and daddy are dead

We were all so happy there together
In our peaceful little mountain home
But the Savior needs angels up in heaven
Now they sing around the great white throne

As the years roll by I often wonder
If we will all be together someday
And each night as I wander through the grave yard
Darkness finds me as I kneel to pray

¾

Verse:

I I IV IV
I I V V
I I IV IV
I V I I

Chorus:

I I IV IV
I V I I
I I IV IV
I V I I

 

Where The Soul of Man Never Dies

Jim,

To Canaan's land I'm on my way
Where the soul (of man) never dies
My darkest night will turn to day
Where the soul (of man) never dies

Chorus:
lead:
No sad farewells, No tear dimmed eyes
Where all is love, And the soul never dies
tenor:
Dear friends there'll be no sad farewells, There'll be no tear—dimmed eyes
Where all is peace and joy and love, And the soul of man never dies

The rose is blooming there for me
Where the soul (of man) never dies
And I will spend eternity
Where the soul (of man) never dies

The love light beams across the foam
Where the soul (of man) never dies
It shines and lights the way to home
Where the soul (of man) never dies

My life will end in deathless sleep
Where the soul (of man) never dies
And everlasting joys I'll reap
Where the soul (of man) never dies

I'm on my way to that fair land
Where the soul (of man) never dies
Where there will be no parting hand
Where the soul (of man) never dies

Verse and Chorus:

I I I V
I I I – V I

 

When Your Phone Don't Ring

Jim,

—Hank Cochran

Tonight when you lay lonely in your king size bed
With a hunger inside you can feel
I'll be the empty spot laying next to you
And when your phone don't ring it'll be me

Chorus:
It'll be me not calling you crying like I used to do
Crawlin' on my hands and knees
It'll be me not on the phone begging let me come back home
When your phone don't ring it'll be me

And tonight it'll be my car not in your driveway
You'll wonder where on earth I could be
It'll be my footsteps you don't hear in your hallway
And when your phone don't ring it'll be me

(not Frank Cochran):
Tonight I'll be unfriending you on Facebook,
No IM's, texts or tweets you'll get from me,
It'll be my email that don't show up in your inbox,
And when the phone don't ring it'll be me

Verse:

I IV V I
I IV V I

Chorus:

IV I V I
IV I V I

 

When You Are Lonely

Jim,

—Bill Monroe

Oh I'm thinking of you, little darling
Of the day that we first met
And those words sweetheart that you told me
I'm sure I'll never forget

Chorus:
Oh, someday, sweetheart, when you're lonely
And have no one to care for you
Remember the heart you have broken
And the one that has loved you so true

You told me you always loved me
And no one could ever come between
But it seems to me you've forgotten
All those things you told to me

I'll forget those things that you told me
And try to start our life anew
But remember the heart you have broken
And the one that has loved you so true

Verse:

I I I I
I I V V
I I I I
V V I I

Chorus:

IV IV I I
I I V V
I I I I
V V I I

 

When The Angels Carry Me Home

Jim,

—Charlie Monroe

I'll fly away to heaven and I won't fall
When the angels carry me home
I want to see Jesus first of all
When the angels carry me home

Chorus:
When the angels carry me home
When the angels carry me home
I want to see Jesus first of all
When the angels carry me home

There'll be no more sorrow and no more pain
When the angels carry me home
I'll ride that heavenly glorious train
When the angels carry me home

I'm on my pathway leading to heaven
When the angels carry me home
I'll see Jesus waiting for me in heaven
When the angels carry me home

Verse:

I I I I
I I I I

Chorus:

I I I I
I I I I

 

When I Lay My Burden Down

Jim,

—Will the Circle Be Unbroken melody

I'll go home to meet my Savior
When I lay my burden down
I'll go home to meet my Savior
When I lay my burden down.

Chorus:
Glory, glory, hallelujah
When I lay my burden down
Glory, glory, hallelujah
When I lay my burden down.

I will give my heart to Jesus
When I lay my burden down
I will give my heart to Jesus
When I lay my burden down.

I will tell Him all my troubles
When I lay my burden down
I will tell Him all my troubles
When I lay my burden down.

Verse and Chorus:

I I I I
IV IV I I
I I I I
I V I I