I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore

—Smokey Greene

1
I stepped out of the shower, I got a good look at myself
Pot-bellied bald headed man, I thought it was somebody else
Saw my reflection in the mirror on the bathroom door
I just don't look good naked anymore.

2
So I'm going upstairs and turn the bedroom mirror to the wall
I hung it there when I was trim and tall
Used to smile and flex and strut 'til my arm got sore
But I just don't look good naked anymore.

Bridge:
Used to go out with the girls, I loved them one and all
Now they don't get very close to me, afraid that I might fall

3
I went to the doctor for my annual medical exam
Standin' there in the buff, suddenly he said, "man!"
I said what's wrong, doc? Some fatal disease? I gotta know the score.
No, he said, you just don't look good naked anymore.

Bridge:
Me and Mona had a dancin' style. Folks said it was unique.
Now only when we're back-to-back, we're dancin' cheek-to-cheek.

4
I went to a nude beach to have some seaside fun
Stretched out in my birthday suit, soakin' up the sun.
Someone yelled there's an old white whale washed up on the shore
I just don't look good naked anymore.

Tag:
My arches fell, my waist went to hell, and my butt's draggin' the floor.
I just don't look good naked anymore.

Verse 1 & 2:

I – V	I – I7	IV	I
IV	I	V	I

Bridge:

IV

I

IV

I – V

Verse 3 & 4:

I – V	I	I – V	I – I7
IV	I	V	I – I7

Tag:

IV

I

V

I